Advertise      Register      Login
You are currently viewing SciroccoNet as a guest. Register or login to remove this message.

Get the full SciroccoNet experience! Be eligible to enter competitions, share your views and get access to exclusive discounts from our sponsors.
Registration only takes a couple of minutes, is completely free and always will be! Having trouble registering? Email us at info[at]

Every Little Helps

Jokes - Good or Bad welcome here. WARNING - May cause offense!

Every Little Helps

Post05 Nov 2012 22:17

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store.

As he got to the register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers.

He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,was up for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers.

He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy.

He thought what he had seen was way too cool.

He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.

She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up

The Intercom and said...

'Mop and bucket, Till 5'

Liked by: advent2705
User avatar
Posts: 575
Joined: 28 Jun 2011 19:25
Location: Olsztyn, Poland (Originally from Peterborough!)
Name: Matt or Oz
Car: 2.0 R TSI 265BHP

Google - Post body:

Every Little Helps

Post09 Mar 2015 10:04

It agree, it is an amusing piece
User avatar
New Poster
Posts: 32
Joined: 25 Feb 2015 00:43
Car: 2.0 GT TSI 200BHP

Return to Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests is an independent Volkswagen enthusiast website owned and operated by VerticalScope Inc. Content on is generated by its users. is not in any way affiliated with Volkswagen AG.